I have found a fool proof way, to stop fools bugging me through the day.
Those that just talk gibberish, you want to slap them with a fish!
I carry a secret friend with me, that will stop them in their tracks.
By snapping his sharp trap on any flesh that they have out.
I hide him in my pocket, always hidden out of sight.
And when I give the nod, he leaps right out and takes a BITE!
Everyone needs a Snapdragon, to keep undesirables at bay.
I don’t leave home without him, food is never far away.