I have found a fool proof way, to stop fools bugging me through the day.

Those that just talk gibberish, you want to slap them with a fish!

I carry a secret friend with me, that will stop them in their tracks.

By snapping his sharp trap on any flesh that they have out.

I hide him in my pocket, always hidden out of sight. 

And when I give the nod, he leaps right out and takes a BITE!

Everyone needs a Snapdragon, to keep undesirables at bay. 

I don’t leave home without him, food is never far away.

 

Fin.